Dental Hygienist: (poking my teeth with some pointy thing) Almost done, Epi… You’re doing great!
Epi: Ahhhohehhhuhhhhh
Dental Hygienist: Okay, rinse.
Epi: (Rinses and spits and watches TV) Holy cow… The B52′s are still together?
Dental Hygienist: Who?
Epi: You know… The B52′s.
DH: (Blank stare)
Epi: Oh come ON!!! The B52′s… You know… Rock Lobster?
DH: (Tilts her head to the side)
Epi: Love Shack? *screeching* Tiiiiiiin Roof…. rusted…
DH: Never heard of them.
Epi: *exasperated* Nevermind hon.
DH: Okay, Epi… Open wide, now we do the bottom teeth.
That’s kind of sad. For what it’s worth, I’m 25 and know who they are.