Blah. A Meme. So much for less fluff.

I’m all blah right now.  While I realize that’s neither earth shattering or eloquently written, it is, unfortunately, true.

I’m not having the best day.  Maybe a meme and a conversation with someone who will tell me like it is will cheer me up.  One is already underway, the other starts now.

1. When you buy a greetings card are the words or the picture more important to you?

The words are always more important.  Unless it’s a picture of a squirrel with photoshopped testicles.

2. Do you ever make gifts for people, if so what, or do you buy them?

I’ve made photo calendars, hand painted Christmas ornaments and scrapbooks as gifts.  They’ve gone over surprisingly well.  I’ve also bought gifts, obviously.  I’m a crafty girl, but I lack the ability to make video games on my own :)

3. Are you going on holiday this year? If so, where?

On holiday?  Ohhhh I forgot this was a British meme :)  I may.  I hope to.

4. What was the best party you’ve ever been to?

It’s a tie.  My fifth birthday party at the 80′s equivalent of Chuck E Cheese (but way cooler, this place had a full sized fire truck with a slide built onto it!) and Rachel’s birthday party several years ago where the stripper had to change into scrubs on LaGrange Street.

5. If you are married, describe your wedding. If not, what would your ideal wedding be like?

Well, since I didn’t have a wedding (Mayor’s Office.  YAY!), I’ll go with my ideal wedding.  My Groom and I.  Our family and close friends.  I don’t need anything crazy and extravagant.  I do insist on a photographer, however.  I’m willing to put Medic Matthew on retainer if need be.

6. What’s the most romantic thing that’s ever been said to you?

It’s pretty simple… “I’m in love with you.”  I knew he meant it.

7. What’s your favorite romantic song?

Oh Jesus is this going to get sappy now?

Okay.  I know this is going to sound odd, but “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison has always held a special place in my heart.

“Slipping and a-sliding
All along the waterfall
With you, my brown-eyed girl,
You, my brown-eyed girl.”

What’s not hot about that?

8. Favorite heartbreak song?

Simple.  Separate Ways by Journey.

9. Which celebrity would you like a dream date with?

Patrick Dempsey.  Ridiculously hot.

10. Which female celebrity do you find beautiful??

I really haven’t given this one much thought.

Keira Knightley’s pretty much gorgeous.  Maybe Nigella Lawson from the Food Network?

11. Which male celebrity do you think is attractive?

Dead Denny or Patrick Dempsey from Grey’s Anatomy.  Hands down.

12. Describe the kind of underwear you normally wear.

Oh Holy HELL.

Seriously?  I’m passing on this one.

13. If you could be in a television sit-com, which would you choose?

It’s not a sitcom, but I’d love to be on the Young and the Restless with complete control over my script and storyline.  So I could tell them how ridiculous they are.  And yes, I do watch soap operas when I can.  I can’t help it.  It’s a sickness.

14. Which character would you like to be?

I really need to screen these meme’s before I post on them. Fine, I choose Sharon, because she has all the cute clothes.  You NEVER see her in BDU’s.

15. What are your favorite boy and girl names?

I could tell you but I’d have to kill you.

16. What’s your supermarket of choice?

I’m a passionate Kroger shopper.

17. What is your best character trait?

I am a fantastic Mother and a great listener.

18. What is your worst habit?

I don’t know how to say “NO” to people.  And I post meme’s.

19. Elaborate on your default icon.

My avatar?  Taken six months ago.  When I figure out how to show it on WordPress it will be a happy day.  (Anyone?  Buehller?)

20. Ever have a near death experience?

I’ve been read my Last Rights by a Priest, does that count?

21. Name an obvious quality about you?

I’m quite tall.  And I have red hair.

22. What’s the name of a song stuck in your head right now?

Please don’t make me start singing the “Free Credit Report” commercial.

23. Name a celebrity you would marry.

A celebrity I would marry?  Tom Cruise.  Okay, I’m kidding, for the one person that’s still reading.  (I can’t blame you, I would have stopped 24 questions ago)  Patrick Dempsey?  Did I mention I find him hot?

25. Do you like pain?

Do I LIKE pain?  Are you SERIOUS?  That’s it.  I’m swearing off meme’s for at the VERY least several days.  Pain is something I’m very familiar with, unfortunately.  Mental and physical.  It sucks, but it’s a part of life.  But, no.  I don’t like it.