Hello… Brain??? (Shamelessly stolen from Bernice)

1. What color is your toothbrush?

Pink and white

2. Name one person who made you smile today?

A Hospice Patient who I took in over a week ago.  She’s doing better than she was the last time I saw her.  I told her she looked good… Her response?  “Not bad for a dead chick!!!”

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

Trying to convince my little girl to go back to bed. I didn’t sleep so well last night.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Sitting here staring at a blank post screen.

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

I can’t eat them.  But if I could…. Snickers.  Hands down.

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?

I may or may not have thrown a five on the stage and drunkenly said something about “Buying that poor girl a sammich”.  I’ve taken one stripper out of one in full c-spine as well.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?

Stop tormenting your sister!

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I’m starting to think this is biased towards people who can consume sugar.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coffee

10. Do you like your wallet?

It’s itty bitty (and not recognized as a wallet by McHottie) but it gets the job done.

11. What was the last thing you ate?

Graham crackers from the local ER.

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

I’ve managed to not spend any money on clothes this week.  It’s a miracle.

13. The last sporting event you watched?

The Mudhens home season opener.  Here’s 2 pics for those of you not on my facebook:

Yep.  I caught a foul ball.  Or a fowl ball.  Get it?  Fowl Ball?  Mudhens?  *taps on mic* Is this thing on???

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

I’m a fan of theater popcorn.  Butter and salt, baby.  Good thing I don’t go to many movies…

15. Last person to send u a text message?

*waves to Matty*

Wheres # 16?

17. Do you take vitamins daily?

No, and I’m supposed to.  Epic fail for me.

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

I haven’t in a long time, and I’m not proud of it.

19. Do you have a tan?

Hahahahahahahaha…. *breathes* Hahahahaha.  Seriously?  I’m an anemic Irish chick.  What are the chances that I ever tan?  I’m practically translucent.  I have perfected the perfect burn, however.  I turn a deliciously painful shade of red.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or Pizza?

Chinese?

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

If it comes with a straw… I don’t go hunt a straw down for a can of diet pepsi…

22. What did your last text message say?

“You might want to avoid that!”

23. What are you doing tomorrow?

Duel/Dual birthday parties.  Should be fun! I hope anyway.

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

A washer and dryer.  Very exciting.

26. What color is your watch?

My lucky watch is silver with a blue face.  The one I wear at work is tan…

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?

It depends… What does Australia sound like?  In all seriousness, I think of my cousin who lives there, and of David from Authorblog.  And the Wiggles.  God, I miss Greg the Yellow Wiggle.

29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

If I’m in my car I go through the drive thru.  If I’m in the ambulance, it gets parked and we walk in.

30. What is your favorite number?

Eleven

31. Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?

My Baby Brother.

32. Any plans today?

Celebrating a few Birthday’s…

33. How many states have you lived in?

Ohio, Colorado, South Carolina, and Georgia.

34. Biggest annoyance right now?

Apathetic coworkers.

35. Last song listened to?

Cross My Heart by George Strait

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I’m sure I can, but it would take awhile…

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yes, and they wash my Porche and give me foot rubs as well.

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My Livestrong Nikes.

39. Are you jealous of anyone?

Not really, no. I’m kind of past that.

40. Is anyone jealous of you?

As my sister from another mother, Bernice said… That’s absurd.  Come on now, it’s me.

41. Do you love anyone?

Yes I do.  I love a lot of people.  I’m chock fulla loooooove.

42. Do any of your friends have children?

Yes.

43. What do you usually do during the day?

Work, take care of my babies, and overthink things.

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

There may be a person or two whose graves I might dance on.

45. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?

What kind of question is that?  Of course I do.

46. What color is your car?

Black.

47. Do you like cats?

No.  I despise them with the intensity of a million hot burning suns.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Several someones.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Never been to a Six Flags, but I have been somewhere infinitely cooler.  Cedar Point, baby!!!

50. How did you get your worst scar?

Surgery.  Twelve inch scar down my chest.  Safe to say I’ll never wear a bikini :)