If you somehow managed to dodge dispatch long enough to partake of the local hospital’s EMS week picnic…

It would be really cool if you’d get rid of the evidence. How you managed to go home for the night with watermelon rinds littering the squad is beyond me. That’s just nasty. Seriously.
That is all.
















Somebody oughta get their nasty ass suspended over that.
If that rig has a walk-through between the cab and patient module, that’s a $10,000 OSHA fine, right there.
Per instance.
Things that make you say “wow.”
That’s effing sick. What if a patient saw that?
One of the reasons we are such a sad wanna-be profession. We do not even clean up after ourselves.
Medics will brag about leaving the back of the truck a mess for their EMT partner to clean up.
Maybe we should change the name to IMT – Immature Medical Technician and IMT-P for the more glorified and sometimes more immature paramedics.