…Is the Patron Saint of Medic Students….
I know that there must be one.
Dear Patron Saint of Medic Students,
Please… Pretty please… Oh PLEASE give me a live birth tomorrow.
Please let some wonderfully understanding (and medic student friendly) woman find herself in the position where she’s ready to bring her little bundle of joy into the world. Let her be near the hospital that I’ll be at. Let her feel compelled to come to said hospital and deliver her baby.
And let me be there.
Please? Pretty please?
Also, I’ve been looking for my IV mojo. If you’ve seen it, please send it back. There are a few bruised up folks walking around the city because of me.
I mean, In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost,