I Can’t, age 34, passed away July 6th after a long battle with the soul of a Paramedic Student. I Can’t was survived by parents, Self Doubt and Intimidation, and siblings I Tried and Maybe Next Time. She is preceded in death by her best friend, Nevermind. I Cant’s family will remember her as being a constant downer, fighting to the end to bring her victims down and causing nothing but negativity in the lives of those she touched. They could not be prouder of the life she lived.
There will be no services or visitation.
In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the “Infecting the mind of anyone who’s ever been too close to their goal” fund at your local watering hole.
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Yep. I took her down. So those of you out there (and it’s been made abundantly clear who you are) who don’t think I can do the medic thing? Ya know what? Kiss my yankee ass.
Sweetness and light has been thrown out the window at this point. Those ‘woe is me’ moments? I might still have them, but in the next 19 days I plan on destroying them as well.
Ya know what, “I Can’t” and family?
Screw you.
I might still shake, but I have this. I got this.
And after I take care of my patient, your ass is mine.
Congrats.
Fantastic mind set! You CAN do it! :D
Good for you Epi! I knew you could!
Atta girl. Never let the bastards win! You can and will do it-no question in my mind about that and I barely know you.
Here’s to our soon-to-be-graduate!!!
Awww brilliant! Massive congrats to you :D
I’d say go out there and “knock ‘em dead” but that’s probably not a good idea in your line of work, so perhaps “Patch ‘em up” is more appropriate ;)
Epi, you freaking ROCK.
That attitude can be contagious.
Love observing you turn all these corners.
Keep it up.
LUV, LUV, LUV the analogy.
And the kick-ass attitude. You definitely got this.
My favorite reply to “I can’t” is …
“You are right you can’t do it. But if you could how would you do it.”
You make me laugh and cry. Dang I’m proud of you woman!
Hoorah!
Right on, Epi! Give ‘em hell!
Of course you could, and you did. Congratulations.
Way to go Miss Epi!!!
~Brad
@EMTGoose
You go Epi!!! :-)
LIKE!
You CAN and you WILL
:-D
Great job Epi!
Lovin’ it.
And I’m not at all surprised.
Good for you.
High five!
Kick that bitch to the curb and get on the bus!
Great post, as always.
I love it! I knew you had it in you! :)
WOOOHOOOOO!!!
Congratulations!!!
Go forth. Do great things!
–maddog
this post is so cryptic. Im not sure if i should applaud or morn.
I knew you could… And not only am I proud of you, but I’m also not at all surprised.
And – my investment paid off…. :)
this is my favorite post ever :-)