Watch your kids…

Because a four-year-old, when she decides that she’s sick of having bangs in her eyes (I pin them back, she takes the pin out), WILL CUT HER OWN HAIR.

Here’s the before pic, taken two weeks ago:

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And the after:

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Pay no attention to my messy kitchen, please…

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In less than five minutes my little girl cut off 4 years worth of curls.

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I’m recovering. A little slower than she is, but I’m recovering.  Just grateful she didn’t cut herself.

A Quick Question…

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SHR and my Cousin, The Cute One.

For those of you who have played this, what do you call this game?  Just curious.  If you choose to answer, could you tell me what part of the country you’re in?  Thanks :)

In Lieu of Actual Content…

I bring you a few conversations…

First, this brief IM conversation between my Matty and I.

[23:25] Me: I have eight mosquito bites. And nothing to blog about. Can I blog about my mosquito bites?
[23:25] MedicMatthew: sure!
[23:25] Me: Yay!
[23:25] MedicMatthew: oooh, you could photograph and catalog each one of them and tell us all about how you rate the itching as 15/10 and you’re contemplating going to the ER
[23:25] MedicMatthew: or ED if you’re Whitecoat
[23:27] Me: Oh that’s AWESOME!

No worries, I have zero plans to photograph and catalog my mosquito bites.

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Next up, this conversation with my nine-year-old.

Me:  *reading out loud to myself* “You are administering oxygen at 15L by NRB to a patient with respiratory distress.  If you are using a D cylinder (cylinder constant, 0.16), which reads 1500 psi, how long will it take before you have to replace the cylinder?”

*I pause to think*

“What the EFF?”

FC:  “Mom, what’s wrong?”

Me:  “Oh, sorry honey… I’m taking this practice test and… ”

FC:  “Okay, so it depends on how much air the person is breathing, right?”

Me: “Well, the oxygen is going to come out of the tank at the same rate regardless of how fast or slow the patient is breathing…”

FC:  “How big is the tank?”

Me:  “About this big” *Showing him with my hands*

FC:  *Reading the acceptable answers on my monitor* “I’m guessing eleven minutes.”

Me:  *I guesstimate/Google my answer* “That’s a good guess, honey.  It’s time for bed.  Go brush your teeth.”

For the record, the answer is 13.8666 minutes.  Don’t forget to switch the patient to the main once you’re in the truck or that tank is gonna be dry pretty quick.

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Finally, a little talk between a frequent flier patient and myself.

Me:  “So why did you call us today, Daisy?”

Patient:  “I have a headache.”

Me:  “You have a headache.  Okay, how long have you had it?  Have you taken anything for it?”

Patient:  “I’ve had it for an hour or so.  I haven’t taken anything yet.

Me:  *blank stare*

Patient:  “Hey, I called ya’ll half an hour ago, what took you so long?”

Me:  “Get on the truck, Daisy.”

I’m begging.

If anyone has some fantastically difficult EMT-B final tests they could share with me…

I would be FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT!

Imagine the implications.

In all seriousness, I have to take what is essentially the EMT-B National Registry test to get into medic school, and I have to do it in the next week.  While I’ve been doing this for a few years, my theory is that it can’t hurt to brush up a little…  Ya know?

Help a sister out?

Holy Holy Holy…

Recently on a run…

The scene: The med/surg floor of a local hospital.  The patient’s room is decorated with flowers, bags labeled Patient’s Belongings, and “Get Well Soon” balloons, complete with obligatory smiley faces.  A cross hangs on the wall behind the patients bed.  A rosary is on her side table

The cast: Myself, my partner for the day, the patient, her son, and her sister.  A Sister, literally and Cathically.  Is that a word?  My spell check says no.  Let me spell this out.  She’s a Nun.

We follow the patients Nurse into her room, I take the opportunity to introduce my Partner and myself to our patient. “Hi Ma’am, I’m Epi, I’ll be in the back of the ambulance with you, this is my Partner For the Day, J, we’ll be taking you to *generic NH of the day*.  He’ll be driving…feel free to throw things at him…”

Our patient smiles.

Fairly typical beginning to a fairly typical transfer.  There’s just one thing nagging at me.

I may or may not know the Nun.

She may or may not have been the principal of the grade school I attended.  She may or may not have scared my eight-year-old heart into significant periods of tachycardia.   I may or may not have sat in detention with her several times.  She may or may not have bounced a chalkboard eraser off of my head once or twice for sleeping in class.

Okay, so I deserved having an eraser thrown at me. Once or twice at least.

Maybe she won’t recognize me.  It has been 19 years since I’ve seen her. I busy myself with assembling the patient’s paperwork and gathering belongings.

“Epi? Could you grab her bear?  It plays God Bless America.  She likes to sing with it.”

“Yes, Sister.” My answer came without thought.  It wasn’t until I was handing our patient her small stuffed animal that I realized that my patient’s sister, Sister Marie,  remembered me.  Even after nineteen years.  My hardened memories of her, formed by the mind of a trouble making kid instantly softened.

When my eyes met hers, they were greeted with a kind smile.

“How have you been, Epi?” Her tone was considerably softer than the strict authoritative voice that I remembered.

“I’ve been very well, Sister.  I heard that they closed the school… Very sad.”

My partner elbows me in the ribs.  “Who is that?” he mouths. I shake my head.

“Yes, it certainly was sad,” Sister Marie says, her voice trailing off.  She seems to collect her thoughts and reintroduces me to her biological sister, our patient.  “This is Epi, she’s a former student of mine.  She’s going to take excellent care of you.”

In my head I hear her whisper under her breath, “Or I’ll stick her in detention and throw erasers at her!”

The Cool Kids…. They Like Me :)

JS and Crzegrl

My friends from the Great State of Michigan, JS and Crzegrl.

Ya’ll know how to make a girl smile :)

Your first time…

One of my best friends,  Trauma Junkie, is no longer a virgin.

No, it’s not like that, you dirty bastards.

Just check out the post.

Trauma Junkie is an Respiratory Therapy student with a heart of gold.  He’s also one of the few people I know who I’d let near one of my children if they needed an RT… or anything related to medicine.

That’s saying a lot considering some of the people I know.

Go check out his blog… He’s truly one of those people who you are grateful to know.

A good person at his core, and an excellent medical provider.

I just wish he was in EMS!

Proud to Be Partners…

Partners.

To the public, the word conjures up thoughts of spouses and business associates. In EMS we think of our partner as the person who always has your back. That person you work with, day in day out. The one you learn from, and who learns from you.

One does not normally think of EMS and hospice as partners, working together in the community. I know I didn’t, especially at first. That all changed when I took a position with a new employer.

Recently I’ve been privileged to become a part of a private ambulance service that holds a contract with two of the larger local hospice facilities. At first I was conflicted. I came into this profession wanting to fix people, to help them get better. To serve the community. While thankfully my sparkier days are behind me, it still seemed wrong. What could I do to help these folks? I would be taking them somewhere so that they could die.

I didn’t think there was anything I could do for them … until I went on my first hospice run.

Just three months before, he had been working 40 hours a week. Gardening, playing with his grandchildren, even bowling on a league a few nights a week. Now his body was betraying him. He was riddled with cancer. After exhausting all of the treatments available to him, his oncologist told him that he had maybe another month or two to live. In excruciating pain, and not wanting to burden his family any more, he alone made the decision to enter the inpatient hospice facility.

The family was not dealing with his decision well. His adult children fought over whether or not this was the right thing to do. His wife sat shell shocked, unable to come to terms with losing her best friend. Their Father, her husband, our patient, remained resolute.

We were called to transport him. The family would follow us in their cars. When I was finally alone with him in the back of the truck, all he wanted to talk about was the New York Yankees. Not about cancer. Not about alternative treatments. Not about his life expectancy. He just wanted to talk about his beloved Yankees.

That’s what he needed the most from me. I wasn’t going to cure him. I wasn’t going to be able to help him with pain control. I wasn’t going to solve the tension between his children. But for 15 minutes, in the back of a bumpy ambulance, I was able to distract him from reality. Even if it was at my expense; he teased me mercilessly about my obsession with Derek Jeter. As we were preparing to leave him in his new room, he grabbed my hand and said, ‘Thank you, young lady. It’s a wonderful thing you are doing.’

All I could reply was, ‘You’re welcome.’ I squeezed his hand back.

I’ve been told that part of being a good EMT is realizing that there is always something to be learned from an experience. From every interaction with a patient or a facility. Working with hospice has proven that to me time and time again. In some ways these experiences have provided me with some of the most useful education I’ve ever received.

I’ve learned more about communicating with patients and their families in the last five months than I’ve learned in four years of working in EMS. It doesn’t matter how many dosages you have memorized or the number of treatments you can provide, if you can’t communicate with people, you will never be effective as an EMT or a Paramedic.

I am proud to be a part of a partnership with hospice. I’m honored that I’m being trusted to take care of these patients in their most fragile state. It’s been both a humbling and rewarding experience, and one that I’ll never forget.

Adrenaline.

I’m kneeling in broken glass, a puddle of gasoline, and god knows what other automotive fluids.  My knees are killing me. The sun is beating down on me like I’m it’s own personal red-headed step child.  Sweat runs down my face.  My uniform is clinging to me.  I’m holding c-spine on my patient… My patient who just had an SUV roll over her.

I’m not supposed to be here.  I’m working a transfer truck today.  I should be hanging out in nursing homes, wound care offices, and dialysis clinics.  Not kneeling in the middle of an intersection surrounded by twisted metal and broken glass.

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“So how’s your clinical going?”  I’m on the phone with a real Trauma Junkie (that fact alone should have screamed foreshadowing), standing out behind one of our stations.  TJ’s telling me about neb tx’s and the other assorted joys of being a Respiratory Therapy student when I hear something that just doesn’t sound right.

The sound of kids playing basketball in the street and radios blaring rap music is replaced with the sound of an impact.  Grinding metal.  Splintering glass. People screaming.

I turn my head to look towards the origin of the noise, and I see a truck rolling down the street.  I watch as a figure is ejected from the SUV like a rag doll.  The SUV then rolls over the rag doll.

Oh my Jesus.  That is NOT good.

I completely forget that TJ is on the phone and start screaming like a little girl a maniac the intrepid saver of lives I am for my partner who is inside the station.  “K!!!  KAY!!!!  KAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! ROLLOVER AT THE END OF THE BLOCK!!!!”  I realize that I’m still on the phone with TJ and manage to spit out “HeyIGottaGoBye!” as I sprint towards the truck and lunge for the radio.

“Hey Dispatch, it’s Epi on truck one, let the county know that there’s a rollover accident with an ejection at *insert random city intersection here*.  We’re going to run down to the end of the block and see what we can do.”

K, my Superstar Partner (and soon to be Medic) comes running out of the station.  “What’s going on???”

I point towards the scene.  There is an overturned SUV directly in the intersection, a mini van as well.  We can already see people rushing towards the SUV.

Dispatch lets us know that they will alert the county (part of our contract with the county stipulates that we have to let them know if we witness an accident and are going to initiate patient contact).  Before I know it K is running down the block towards the vehicles and the quickly growing crowd.

I jump in the truck and turn it around.  By the time that I’m heading in the right direction K is on the scene running triage.  The SUV is now upright, the ejected patient laying on the ground.

I can feel my heart racing.  I take a deep breath and move to to join my partner.  Five steps outside of the truck I see her running back towards me.

“I’m bleeding,” K blurts out.  She holds out her hand, gloved with a gigantic tear in the palm.  Blood  is running down her outstretched fingers.

Perfect.

As she heads to the truck in an effort to stop the bleeding, she yells,  “Femur fracture and possible pelvic/hip fracture on that oneThose two have chest pain, and the one in the truck has a possible leg fracture, she took a huge hit.  Can’t tell….”  Her voice trails off.

I pause for a second to think.  I’ve never been in this type of situation on my own.

Uhm… Epi?

It’s my inner wanna be medic talking. You think you might need additional resources?

I need help and I need it now.  “Itty bitty ambulance to County, regarding that MVC we’re on, you might want to send two ALS trucks.  We have one, possibly two trauma alerts and two chest pains.”  My voice is strong, even if my hands are still shaking.

The county doesn’t think twice about my request.  “Okay Itty Bitty Ambulance, we’ll roll another truck your way.”

I throw gloves on and take a second to survey the scene.  One patient on the ground.  One clutching her chest and sweating on the sidewalk next to a teenager who seems to be having an anxiety attack, one in the SUV that rolled, and another patient in the minivan.

But… but… I’m on a transfer truck today…

I shake that thought from my head literally and figuratively. I’m trying to focus, but there are voices coming at me from every direction.  A crowd of close to 25 people are milling about and I need to get control established now.  Until K comes back, I’m on my own.  I may be out of my element, but that’s just the way it’s going to be right now.

“You NEED to check my Moms out… She has a heart condition and she’s having chest pain!”  The teenager is sobbing.  “Why wont anyone listen to me???” She grabs my arm as I’m running to the cars involved.

“Have her sit down by the ambulance,” I yell over my shoulder as I yank my arm away.  “I’ll be right there.”

“My legs huuuuurt,” the patient on the ground starts to say.

“Did you see that?  That was INSANE!!!” A bystander yells to his friend across the street.

“I didn’t see her coming!” One of the drivers is insisting.

“We rolled the car off of her,” a witness boasts.

“Someone needs to check on my Mom!!! Her CHEST hurts!!!” The teenager is shrieking again.  Her Mother is pacing the sidewalk, sweating and talking to herself in Spanish.

“HAVE….HER….SIT…DOWN!” I yell again.

I step towards the patient who had the SUV roll over her.  I can see that her thighs are grossly swollen under her thin sweatpants.  I’m fairly certain that K is correct about the femur fx’s.  “Can you move your toes?”  I kneel down next to her and attempt to find a pedal pulse.  The patient can wiggle her toes and I find a pedal pulse on both feet.  “Okay, Ma’am, don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

I move on to the patient still inside the SUV.  She had been driving, and is now sitting in the passenger seat.  Every window in the vehicle is shattered, and the driver side of the vehicle intrudes into the passenger compartment at least a 18 inches, possibly more.  The patient is calm, she’s more worried about her friend laying on the ground.  Her complaint is a possible fracture to her lower left leg and her left wrist. Her color is good.

“Ma’am, sit tight, try not to move, more help is on the way, okay?”  I use my sleeve to wipe some of the sweat from my face.

When I get to the minivan the driver is up and walking around holding her small child.  The passenger looks fine.  I ask them both if they’re okay and they both nod in the affirmative.

I know what I’m doing, why am I shaking like a leaf?

Adrenaline. That’s why I’m shaking.  It’s just adrenaline.

I return to the original patient who is now sitting up, attempting to collect some of the contents of the car that are now laying around her.  I dont think that she realizes she’s moving at about 1/4 speed.  CDs, chapstick, and a couple of dollars worth of loose change surround her.  I can see her purse sitting near the curb some 15 feet away.  I instantly take c-spine.  “Ma’am, I need you to stay very still.  You were in a serious accident and you could have fractures to your neck or back.  I’m Epi, I’m an EMT and I’m here to help.  Let me do all of the work for you, okay?  Don’t shake your head, just say yes or no if you understand me.”

Of course she tries to nod her head.

“No no no, stay still.  What’s your name?”

“Jessica.  My legs,” she has to pause to draw in a breath, “My legs really hurt.”

“I know, Jessica.  We’re going to take care of that.  I’m going to lower you back down.  Don’t help me, let me do all the work.  How does your back feel,” I ask as I ease her back down to the ground.

“My back doesn’t…hurt… Just my legs.”  Her bottom lip starts to quiver as tears begin to roll down her face.

“I know you’re scared, just keep breathing for me, nice and easy, and we’ll get you all taken care of.”  I’m doing my best to reassure her while looking around frantically for K.  She appears at my side in an instant.  A large lump is under her new glove.

“I think I need stitches,” She starts.

“You’re okay though?”

“Yes.”

“You take care of the one in the SUV, I have this one,” I motioned to my patient.  “I told the one chest pain to take a seat on the side step of our truck –” I’m cut off by the sound of sirens approaching.  Several sirens.  All heading towards us.

“Thank God,” I mutter under my breath.

I can see the bag with our collars sitting on the corner, just ten feet away.  I ask one of the onlookers to grab a red collar and bring it to me.  He fumbles through the bag and produces one.

“Would you mind ripping that open for me?  Just tear the plastic and… that’s right, just like that.  See that curved part?  Bend that forward.  Perfect.”  Can’t say I’ve ever had such fantastic help from a bystander before.  I thank him several times as he slides the collar around my patient’s neck.

A police officer in a blue uniform approaches us, “Did anyone see what happened?”  She has a notebook out and is actively writing.

I look up at her, “I did.  Just give me a minute.”  My patient is starting to look extremely pale and it’s worrying me.  I slip my fingers through the hole in the side of the c-collar and can feel her pulse taching along at a rate that I’m guessing is around 140ish.  I would love to have her towel rolled, taped down to a backboard, and heading to the level I trauma center about six minutes away.  I absolutely hate feeling helpless and there’s really not a lot more I can do until we have more help.

“Keep talking to me Jessica, what day is it?”  I start looking around for K while my patient thinks about her answer.

She whispers so quietly that I have to lean down and ask her to repeat herself.  “Payday, I think.”

Well it could be payday…

“No, I mean what day of the week is it?  Do you know?”

“Thursday,” She whispers.

“Very good! Do you know what happened?”I brush her blond hair out of her eyes and attempt to shield her face from the sunshine beating down on us.  I want her eyes open as much as possible.

“I was in an accident.” Her voice is taking on a very sleepy tone.

“Yes, you were.”

The first fire truck shows up, immediately followed by the the squad.  Navy blue uniforms were swarming around us.  I had more help than I knew what to do with.  Finally I was able to exhale.  We got Jessica immobilized and the medics loaded her into their truck.  A minute later she was being sped away code three to the ER.

K’s patient was extricated and sent BLS to the same ER.

The two chest pains both signed AMA forms.

K and I were left sitting with no patient, and short a collar and a backboard.  Kind of an anticlimactic ending, I guess.

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So what did I learn from this whole thing?

I still get nervous.  I still get shaky.  And that’s okay.  As long as I continue to do my job.

I was reminded that just because I’m working on a transfer truck some days does not mean that the feces can’t hit the rotary oscillator.  I should know that by now.

I learned I shouldn’t have allowed the TFD to take our BLS patient.  (That’s another post for another day, however.)

I learned, once again, that seven minutes can feel like seven years when you’re waiting for more help.  Or any help.

A Quick Poll…

Or an honest question actually… On behalf of my Superstar Partner, K.

Let’s say you are a Paramedic.  Or an EMT on an ALS truck. You show up on the scene, assess the patient, do a 12 lead, determine it’s a BLS run after patient contact.  You tell the fire truck  to call for a BLS truck and leave the scene.  BEFORE the BLS truck shows up.

Is that abandonment?

I’m pretty sure I know the answer, and I’m pretty sure that K knows the answer as well.  Feel free to chime in with your thoughts.